Monday, February 18, 2013

Celebrity



It seems I find myself more and more frequently in places (such as when making visits to elderly friends or family) where the television is nearly always ‘on.’ And at the times I make my visits it always seems to be tuned in to some talk show or interactive show between the host and a guest.

 Inevitably I find myself then assaulted by programming, conversations, and commercial advertisements that are jarring, inane, banal, frequently crude, and often (a favorite legal phrase) ‘utterly without redeeming social value.’ 

What astonishes me most, though, is the almost reverential response the audience gives (maybe encouraged by the cue-boards, or maybe not) to the host of the program and any celebrity featured. The veneration is encouraged beyond the television studio as the sycophantic and parasitic ‘paparazzi’ do their work.  

 Especially was that the case in a couple of recent episodes of the Ellen DeGeneres Show that I politely and sufferingly sat through.    I felt embarrassed by the uninhibited screaming and squealing and excited antics of the audience but more so by the women/young women who were telephoned by the host as the recipients of a money gift she was giving them.  The celebrity was talking to them!  Another celebrity hostess, Oprah, previously did something similar, as I recall, as she deigned to ‘bless’ her admirers with her largess.   It was hard not to get the feeling that these celebrities were ‘buying’ the adulation of their audiences. It was pathetic.  

In my part of California, every year, is the AT&T National Pro-am Celebrity Golf Tournament.  It is the same thing here.  Thousands of spectators throng the venue so they can see, hear, maybe even touch (swoon) some celebrity—athlete, musician, actor, politician-- who is more likely than not vain, arrogant, rude and probably very rich.  For a spectator to get an autograph, make eye contact, or have a photograph taken with the celebrity is a great coup. 

Why?  Because the follower is somehow, for a moment, being recognized just as the celebrity is being recognized. They feed off each other.  People crave recognition. 

I wonder if there is not some commonality among these various audiences, spectators, admirerers, or camp-followers?  Are the celebrities, the object of the fans’ veneration, perhaps the incarnation of their highest values?  To be rich, to have one’s  name known by thousands, to have some surpassing skill or gift, or fortune, is it not perhaps the acquisition of a lifetime that some lesser-endowed commoner values above all things?  Psychologically does the common man/woman, boy or girl, subconsciously even think that mere proximity to or acknowledgment by one of the idols the sought-for qualities of the idol will rub off on them? 

No, it will not rub off.  And no, I do not see evidence that the admired one becomes even more worthy of their followings’ esteem by being fawned over.  To the contrary.  Where I work, a golf tournament is held annually featuring professional baseball players.  As a group, they are the most arrogant, foul-mouthed and obnoxious category of people I’ve ever been around.  And they are all millionaires. 

These people—these idols—become even more distorted in their self image and in their ‘need’ to gain more fame as they gain more fame.  It is unquenchable—it becomes an addiction.   I am not conversant with the moral cesspool of Hollywood (the newsstand tabloids that I pass in the supermarket checkout line constantly parades that), but I have been a follower of some personalities of the sports world and see what has happened there. Witness the sad fall in the last decade of some of the biggest icons in sports world: Barry Bonds, Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius.  Besides baseball, golf, cycling, and track and field, as represented by these athletes, other sports have been seriously besmirched.  Decades ago boxing and now professional basketball as a whole, as far as I have been informed, are beyond the pale. Discredit seems to be descending upon the whole world of sport—a terrible shame in my view. 

Politics is increasingly being viewed through the same lens in the public eye as a president and some congressmen have had revealed their flawed character and moral bankruptcy over the past couple of decades.  We could go on to other celebrity groups, but to what avail? I hope the point is made.  

The long and short of it is that fame, money, and power corrupts.  

The warning to us—to the common man/woman—is that we are hard-wired to emulate what we worship.  If we worship the worldly, that is what we will get; the celestial will move beyond us and the worldly, in the end,  will become a pile of ashes.  The only way to stay uncontaminated if we get into the public arena, as a follower or a participant, in my opinion, is to “put on the whole armor of God,”—every day—and  become spiritually very well-grounded.   Short-circuits will inevitably follow if we do not.   

Monday, February 11, 2013

A Monkey-wrench in the Works



The term ‘monkey-wrench’ is, of course, used colloquially and not even accurately (what  I’m referring to is an adjustable wrench named after its inventor, a man named Charles Moncky—not ‘monkey).  A better phrase would be ‘sand in the gears,’ or better yet the word would be ‘entropy’ (the degree of disorder in a system; an ultimate state of inert uniformity).  What I’m really talking about is the fact that things are running down all around us—including ourselves.  Contrary to the song title, we are not ‘Forever Young.’  We get a good night’s sleep and then look in the mirror in the morning and we look worse than ever.  We are always fighting entropy.  Alas. 

So, what do we do about it?  We keep fighting, but we fight smarter. 

We shift to a different gear.  Instead of trying to do great in something we used to do great in,--using the same old equipment or techniques or outmoded methods-- we either update or shift to something else that we might learn to do great in or we get into a different bracket.  Golf, for me, is a good example.  Instead of trying to compete with the young guys, I move to the ‘senior division,’ or now the ‘super senior’s.’ I also use the new equipment and analyze the current 'best practices.'  By working hard at it you will occasionally find, to your great satisfaction, that you can still, occasionally, beat the young guys.  We use our experience and we use our brains. If we were never great in anything before, we should not conclude that we can’t be great in something that we are yet to discover.  Discovery of a new challenge and then accomplishing it is the spice of life. 

The thing that is astonishing to me, is that in some things we can still do very well if we can simply adapt to the new challenges by adapting to the new technology/products/approaches/increased knowledge that is available.  And much is available—we just need to start looking and adjusting. 

A book that I am now reading, That Used to be Us, by Thomas L. Friedman and Michael Mandelbaum, develops the point that for the United States to be the great country it used to be, we need to start believing in ourselves again.  We would do well, they say, to adopt the United States Air Force doctrine of OODA (observe, orient, decide, act).  They further say that "Our biggest problem is that we've strayed so far from our own best practices [of] focus, moral authority, seriousness, collective action and stick-to-itiveness (p. 11)."  

My point, today, is that we must, as Winston Churchill said, “never, never give up.” Just adapt.  It is a life imperative that we ‘Be all you can be’ at any age, under any challenges, under whatever circumstances you find yourself.  

If you find nothing else (which I doubt), you will find, at least, that you are an inspiration to someone else who has not worked as hard or as smart as you.  And it is no small thing to be an inspiration.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The Measure of Our Creation



Among the most fundamental of all questions is, ‘What is the purpose of life?’  Of course in asking this what we probably mean is, ‘What is the purpose of my life?  Am I fulfilling my destiny?  Am I on track?  Am I in charge of where I am going or want to go or am I being acted upon by outside agencies and circumstances? 

The answer is complex, at least for people, and I will not attempt to go there today. 
 
But I would like to take a look at how our behavior impacts the lives of other ‘life’ around us; whether what we do affects the ‘measure of their creation.’ 

Over forty years ago I put up my rifle and shotgun and chose to no longer be a hunter.  I reflected upon the animals I had killed and thought, ‘Did I have a right to take their lives just for sport—just to amuse me?  The clarion answer that came to me was ‘No.’  But why?

As I have enjoyed my pets (and they me) and learned more about the social behavior of animals from colonies of ants, to the migration of whales, to the bonding of fowl to their mates or first life attachments whether of their own biological mothers or other surrogates, to the school grouping of dolphins, or lion prides,  or elephant or crow families, I am convinced that to a lesser or greater extent many of the upper species do have feelings, do create attachments, and that we, as humans, have a stewardship to take care of the living things of this earth.  We share this planet for the purpose of fulfilling the measure of our creation just as they do.  And in my experience, when people do take care of animals they find it to be a great pleasure. 

We are not to kill, hurt, or make afraid just for our amusement.  All life is not of equal value but all does have value; there is a hierarchy.  Human life is at the pinnacle and we must respect it and protect it and facilitate it to the extent of our ability.  Except for terrorists and suicide bombers and their handlers I think most do.

The higher mammals, I suspect come next, and that is the reason why we can connect with them so easily.  I do not know the precise order that follows but I am convinced that each has value and should be protected in turn.  There is, undisputedly, a web-of-life that God has placed upon this earth to contribute to the life of God’s greatest creation, man, but the lower forms of life, I suspect, are an end in themselves as well. 

I guess the immediate question is, ‘Am I living the Christian “golden rule” with respect to all forms of life within the sphere of my influence or reasonable control?’  The Eastern Religion Jainism (related to Hinduism), likewise, has as a central doctrine ‘Ahimsa’ or respect for life that we could do well to consider if not emulate sans its extremes. Its emphasis on being in harmony with nature has much to recommend it.  

May we all live and let live so that all can ‘Meet the measure of its creation’ and have joy. 

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Personal Information


       Not that it really matters to me that you, as a reader of Omnium-Gatherum-Millerum, learn some things about me, personally, (although you surely have if you have read many of my commentaries), but it might be self-informative for you do such an exercise yourself to more clearly identify your own values. I disclose the following (and put on my protective armor when you read of what I do not like);  so please be tolerant.

These are a few things I like:
Early mornings out-of-doors
The sounds of water running over rocks in a stream and hearing birds in trees
Being married
Seeing my children being happy
My Church and church involvement; funerals and hearing good things about people
The sight of mountains and long vistas. Climbing mountains
The smells of perfume, freshly cut wood, freshly cut grass and divots, riverbottoms
Reading good novels and non-fiction
Campfires
Learning new things, going new places, the thrill of discovery
Taking university classes
Proper use of the English language
Leather, finished wood, cashmere, Levis 501's
Studying the scriptures and gaining new theological insights
Giving talks, preaching sermons, teaching interested, attentive people
Romantic time with my wife
Time, anytime, with my wife
B.M.W.s, Morgans, and Triumph and Austin Healy automobiles
Hitting a great drive or solid iron shot in golf. Playing golf.
Religious authors: C.S. Lewis, George McDonald, Hugh Nibley, Brigham Young
Joseph Smith, Jr., Bruce R. McConkie, Rodney Turner
The feeling of being fit, being strong
Seeing physically fit people doing athletic activities
Israel, the Rocky Mountains, tropical beaches, the English countryside
A windy road in a sports car with the top down.  New roads and country places
The feeling of being alone on a trout stream and of a trout hitting a dry fly
Vanilla ice cream, cherry and apple pies, fresh pumpkin pies,  popcorn
plain food, fruits and vegetables
            Breakfasts of oatmeal with brown sugar and raisins or Shredded Wheat and Grapenuts               
Labrador retrievers
Storms
Helping people who are trying to help themselves
Finishing projects in a reasonable time
Music, ballads, Anne Murray, Yanni, John Denver, harps, 50’s Black singing groups, music from 1955-1963
Going to bed early; getting up early
Running, lifting weights, taking walks in the country or on the beach

Some things I don’t like:
            People being rude or inconsiderate of others
            Smog
            Witnessing adversarial or contentious human interactions on television, in politics
            Cold water swimming, cold showers, wearing wet clothes
            People interrupting others, being interrupted myself
            Being sick, especially being nauseaous, air or seasick
            Being around women who talk too much
            The LGBT movement
            Rap music, loud or jarring music, hard rock music
            Baggy clothes
            Vulgar or crude language or behavior
            Comedians
            People wasting food, resources, or being ecologically shortsighted
            People on cell phones in my presence
            Stuffy or over-hot rooms or houses
            Wind in my face when I am running
            Waiting for people or lack of punctuality or being late myself
            Fat, greasy food
            Dirty or untidy houses
            Sitcoms, canned laughter, most modern television programming
            Gossip
            Being around people who have been drinking alcohol; being around smokers
Braggarts, cocky showoffs, loud people; those who use “me, mine, I” a lot in their speech
            Hearing people talk about money or getting rich, or what they have or are going to buy
            Fixing cars
            Violent, loud movies and movie previews--violence in general
            Little yappy dogs
            Dealing with money

Well, that was interesting.  At least I find that I like more things (numerically) than I dislike. 

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Things As They Really Aren't



A couple weeks ago the news story broke of a young football player, Manti Te’o from Notre Dame University, being scammed in an internet dating hoax.  I have known for the last six or seven years that such things are going on on the internet, and  I have since learned that such things are now so pervasive that there was a 2010 documentary film (Catfish) and now a television show (Catfish:The TV Show) that depicts such things.  These things can be terribly dangerous and damaging. 

I have a mother who has Alzheimer’s disease.  She is completely vulnerable and helpless and can no longer act on her own volition, which is now essentially extinct. Her condition is the result of an organic cause beyond her control. The people who get caught up in these cyberspace scams, which are initially within their power to control, tend to be likewise vulnerable and naively convinced and consequently helpless and eventually addicted to a non-reality and it is a tragedy.

What can be done?  Let me suggest some things that should not be done.  

All people, but especially the emotionally vulnerable, should not become involved with anything that could harm their body or inhibit or impair their capacity to discern things as they really are.  “If any man defile the temple of God (man’s body), him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are” ( 1 Corinthians 3:16-17). 

We must not put at risk the very instrument God has given us to receive the learning experiences of mortality.  There are grave spiritual hazards in our technologically-oriented and rapidly changing world that can harm our bodies, our minds, and our spirits.  Unfortunately, that which is initially perceived by many as harmless or merely entertaining--the video games, the inane Facebook postings and Tweets and texts, the chat-rooms, the online friends, the romance novels, the pornography, etc.,--can completely take over our time, our health and put a stop to our eternal progression.  As the Lord declared, “Wherefore, I give unto them a commandment…, Thou shalt not idle away thy time, neither shalt thou bury thy talent that it may not be known.”  God wants us to work and serve and live productively.

Do not let the digital dominate ‘things as they really are.’ “The Spirit speaketh the truth and lieth not.  Wherefore, it speaketh of things as they really are, and of things as they really will be; wherefore, these things are manifested unto us plainly, for the salvation of our souls.” Compare your digitally involved time with your Spiritually involved time and see where your emphasis is. 
  
The bottom line is that too many sad and lonely, confused,  and vulnerable people find the ‘virtual reality’ so real, so compelling, that they live an artificial life devoid of real, deep, soul-expanding relationships, talent-developing work and thus personal growth, and consequent lasting happiness and confidence.  They come into life as children of God, endowed with a great potential, and go out with very little to show for their years. Alas, many go out greatly depressed and with a smoking gun found near their body. 

The tragedy is that their lives are built upon a faulty foundation that will cause an inevitable personal ‘fall’ just as nations and civilizations have fallen.  And nations and civilizations have fallen because an entire culture has fallen just as otherwise good, but beguiled, people like Manti Te’o have fallen for the artificial. 

And Satan laughs.